I’m done moving, and recovering the energy that was gathering on the blog prior to my disappearance into the blogging Area 51 that is moving-and-starting-a-new-job. By way of making a baby step, I’d like you to warm up your typing fingertips in the spirit of the creativity blog post. Please engage your wit and rock out some new feminism captions for these pictures below. I’ve provided a few examples in the combox. In keeping in with the spirit of the blog, any contra-contraception or infertility support themed ideas are great, but not required.Now, for those of you who don’t know me, I’m not anti-femininity, but I am anti-femininity that is stilted, uninspiring and sanctimonious. So go. Winner gets something witty and apropos.
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a) I can’t wait to be photoshopped in this dress when I grow up.
b) I’m practicing to be raise our country’s fertility rate. Social security—*fingers crossed*, kids.
A) Oh what can I stuff into the belly of this dress so I can look like my ultra-preggo mom?
B) Get your rest Little One; we have a pro-life march early in the morning!
(wouldn’t that be awesome if you overheard your 8 year-old say that lol)
A) Should the late summer Chicago winds kick up, one may be able to see my ankles. Perhaps, I need add some woolen stockings. Oh, my word!
B) This isn’t my baby! Hmmmm, I will care for this baby and raise him as if he were mine own. I’ll name him Moses. He’ll be a great olympic swimmer!
a) Why, thank you! I would love it if you walked me home! Perhaps you can stay and discuss today’s readings with us?
b) Too bad mommy does not have any real babies for me to practice with…
a) “Hmmm…the hat and the shoes are working, but the dress…not so much. Undies it is!”
b) “Dear God, I truly love and cherish the two baby dolls you brought into my life, but a third sure would be nice.”
a)”Pulling. It. Off. No, I mean literally, I am pulling this dress off.”
b) “Sweet dreams, and don’t forget, you too can grow up to be an NFP blogger and have everyone think you’re nuts. A lofty goal, I know, but I have faith in you.”
a) Does this dress make me look fat?
b) You two enjoy the room in the crib while you can…..I will be adpoting a few more kiddos from the thrift store tomorrow. Sleep tight and don’t get your head caught in the bars.
Peace and Laughs,
Georgiann
I’m still in the Area 51 that is moving and have no creative thoughts whatsoever… but I say Amanda wins!
a} How am I suppost to clean the house in this dress?
I better call Merry Maids!
B} Come now kiddos you can sleep our room with your 4 other brothers and sisters. We will try to get some sleep while watching the Little Bear DVD for the 100th time!
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